Funny Church Bulletins Mistakes!!
1. Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
2. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
5. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
7. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
8. Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
9. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
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Remember laughter is good for the soul!! Have a Bless Weekend!!
Your Sister in Christ,
Toia
"An acorn can grow into an oak tree, but it cannot become a rose bush. You will always be you — a growing, healthy you or a languishing you — but God did not create you to be anybody else. He pre-wired your temperament. He determined your natural gifts and talents. He made you to feel certain passions and desires. He planned your body and mind. Your uniqueness is God-designed." - John Ortberg
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5 comments:
Hey Toia,
I think I read this over at Susan's Forever His. It was hilarious! Thanks for sharing again. God bless you and have a sweet weekend in the LORD.
LOL! These are hilarious! :D
These are GREAT precious sister Toia!
Thank you also for all your encouraging comments. Although I can't often get around to visiting with sisters, I want you to know how much you God uses you to encourage me.
May the Lord our God bless you for your faithful kindness towards me. ♥
Oh man! those are hilarious!
I am Jocelyn's sister. :)
Blessings!
Amanda
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These are funny! Thanks for the chuckle. :)
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