Funny Church Bulletins Mistakes (Part 2)
11. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
12. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
14. A bean supper well be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
16. The Reverend Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
17. The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7:00 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
18. During the absence of our pastor we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Scubbs supplied our pulpit.
19. With a smile on his face, the pastor listened as the church choir sang the traditional hymn, "How Great Thou Art", as the rather large casket of the over 500 pound parishioner was wheeled out of the church. (submitted by Michael J. Lee, Website, Email)
20. Following this morning's message will be a pubic profession of faith. (submitted by Rick Moore, Website, Email)
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Remember laughter is good for the soul!! Have a Bless Weekend!!
Your Sister in Christ,
Toia
"An acorn can grow into an oak tree, but it cannot become a rose bush. You will always be you — a growing, healthy you or a languishing you — but God did not create you to be anybody else. He pre-wired your temperament. He determined your natural gifts and talents. He made you to feel certain passions and desires. He planned your body and mind. Your uniqueness is God-designed." - John Ortberg
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5 comments:
O my goodness! I've got to tell you that at least 3 of these cracked me up to no end. Thanks for sharing.
Oh my... those are terrible, but funny. :o) Hope you have a good weekend!
Too funny! I enjoyed this! Thanks!
Have a great weekend!
That's hilarious! I especially like number 15.
I love these things. We will be going to our groundbreaking on Sunday at the building for our church. We just built the building 2 1/2 years ago. And we have to put on the addition.
This is good, but the addition will cost as much as our whole building did in that short time. Sigh! But, we are blessed with a large congregation and meeting needs of our body. We need the space to gather together.
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