This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
Jesus is Watching
One night a robber broke into a home. While he was aggressively searching through a desk the robber heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching you!”
He yelled, ''Who said that?!''
Once again the robber heard the same thing, ''Jesus is watching you!''
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was and the parrot replied, ''Arthur.''
The robber said, ''Ha ha! Who names a parrot that?!”
With attitude the parrot laughs, ''Ha ha! The same person who named the pit-bull BEHIND you Jesus!!"
Cut Your Hair
A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!”
The boy argues, "But father...Jesus had long hair!"
To which his father says, "Yes, but Jesus walked everywhere!!"
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Remember laughter is good gor the soul. :D
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Have A Bless Weekend!!
Your Sister in Christ,
Toia
2 comments:
There is nothing like a good laugh...thank you!
I wanted to thank you for the kind and encouraging comment you left on my blog...thank you so much! :)
Hi Toia..
Thanks for your visit and for sharing your heart with me. I like the parrot one lol. thanks for the laughs it is good medicine for the soul.
Hugz Lorie
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