There's Nothing Like A Good Laugh Friday ~: D

The Red Wagon

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco.
The pastor of the church was looking over the Nativity scene when
he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures.

Immediately he turned and went outside where he saw a little
boy with a red wagon and in the wagon was the figure of the infant of Jesus.


So he walked up the the little boy and said,
"Well, where'd you get Him, my fine friend?


The little boy replied , "I got him from the church."


"And why did you take him?"


The little boy replied,
"Well about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if
he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."

Author is Unknown

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God, Are You Listening?

A man was walking through a forest pondering life.
He walked, pondered, walked, and pondered.
He felt very close to nature and even close to God.
He felt so close to God that he felt if he spoke God would listen.
So he asked, "God, are you listening?"

And God replied, "Yes my son, I am here."


The man stopped and pondered some more.


He looked towards the sky and said, "God, what is a million years to you?"


God replied, "Well my son, a second to me is like a million years to you."


So the man continued to walk and to ponder... walk and ponder...
Then he looked to the sky again and said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"


And God replied, "My son, my son...a penny to me is like a million dollars to you.
It means almost nothing to me.
It does not even have a value it is so little."


The man looked down, pondered a bit and then looked up to the sky and said, "God, can I have a million dollars?"


And God replied, "In a second."

Author is Unknown

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Have a fun and great weekend!!!




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