There's Nothing Like A Good Laugh ~ : D

CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.



HIGHWAY 119

A cop pulls over a car load of nuns....

Cop: 'Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?' Sister: 'Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65.'

Cop: 'Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!

Sister: 'Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful.
At this point the cop looks in the back-seat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.

Cop: 'Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible.'

Sister: 'Oh, we just got off of highway 119.'


Laughter is good for the soul. Have a blessed weekend : )



Your Sister in Christ,
Toia