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Laugh Friday ~ :-D
MISSING JESUS
It was Palm Sunday, and the family's 6-year old son had
to stay home from church because of strep throat.
When the rest of the family returned home carrying palm branches,
the little boy asked what they were for.
His mother explained, "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by."
"Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed.
"The one Sunday I don't go to church, and Jesus shows up!
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GOOD LORD!
A priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine
bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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Have a fun, joyful, and bless weekend!!
Your Sister in Christ,
Toia
It was Palm Sunday, and the family's 6-year old son had
to stay home from church because of strep throat.
When the rest of the family returned home carrying palm branches,
the little boy asked what they were for.
His mother explained, "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by."
"Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed.
"The one Sunday I don't go to church, and Jesus shows up!
Author is Unknown
GOOD LORD!
A priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine
bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
Author is Unknown
Have a fun, joyful, and bless weekend!!
Your Sister in Christ,
Toia
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Have a great weekend!
Embrace and Mercy
Lovingly,
Yolanda
HIGHER GROUNDS