Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."
The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven."
"What's the bad news?"
"The bad news is that you're pitching on Wednesday."
A Cat Goes To Heaven
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.'
The cats says, 'Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.
The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, 'How are you doing? Are you happy here?'
The cat yawns and stretches and says, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best.
Remember, laughter is good for the soul. The joy of the Lord is our strength!!!
Have a bless and fun-filled weekend!!
Your Sister in Christ,
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5 comments:
LOVED these! Girl, these were too funny! Thanks!
Thanks for stopping by! Your exactly right..nothing like a good laugh--enjoyed reading these jokes.
Hope you have a wonderful weekend.
Will be back soon~~
Oh my gosh... those were great! Thanks for sharing. They brought a smile to my face. : )
Love,
Julie
Hi! How are you?
I really, really need prayer.. do you think you could visit my blog and bring any other Sisters in Christ over too?
God bless you!
Yes, laughter is the best medicine ever. Hadn't heard the baseball one, too cute. The mice on wheels I had and will never tire of it. Thank you for sharing Toia.
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